years ago, in a campsite in Washington, a/an dumb camper named George Bus had the adventure of his life. It all began in one stupid morning when George Bus was hunting Elefants. He heard a retarded roar louder than any Elefant he had ever heard. He went to check out what had made than sound, but he found nothing. Later that night, he heard the same retarded roar, but this time he knew it was close by. He wondered off in the night and saw a/an republican creature with white fur. George Bus knew this had to be the republican Bigfoot. George Bus had to be careful, so he hid behind a nearby Rock. He started to think of Burgers, and his stomach started growling. Immediately, the beast turned around and blamed at George Bus. Holy fuck Donkey, yelled George Bus, as the white beast reached him. George Bus was never seen again, but legend says that you can still hear the screams of George Bus around that campsite in Washington.
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